Na moh na maya hai
Aalas tumhi ko aaya hai
Baith ke chaar panne palat lo beta
Final paper girlfriend ne nahi banaya hai!!
To be a Good professional, always start to study late for Exams.
Because it teaches how to manage Time and tackle Emergencies!!
Student's Declaration at the end of answer paper.
I hereby declare that answers written above r true 2d best of mine & my friend's knowledge &
I claim no responsibility whatsoever 4any mistakes. Whatever I have written is truly fictitious &
any resemblance with the Subject Matter is purely Coincidental.
Special offer..Bring a chit on exam day,
scratch and show it to your nearest teacher and
win free trip to Principal's office and enjoy 3 years vacation at home.
Hurry offer valid until exams only..
Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai
Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein
Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai
Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein
Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain
Na waqt hai itna kay, Syllabus poora kiya jaye,
Na tarkeeb koi kay exam pass kiya jaye,
Na jany konsa dard diya hai is parhai ne!
Na roya jaye aur na Soya jaye.
My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD, is this love?
GOD replied, no dear,
Result is near.
Life is more strict than a teacher,
A teacher teaches a lesson and then takes the exam but
life takes the exam first and then teaches the lesson.
Kitab khulte hi exam ka sama chaa jaata
Aise mausam main hi to dimag ka dahi hota
Dimag ki baat paper par nahi aa pati
Yeh afsana to result mein hi bayaan hota hai