Aeroplane - Wright Brothrs
Cycle - Macmillan
Telephone - Graham Bell
Telescope - Galileo
Exams - ???
Saale Ko Dhundo Re, Pakad K Marenge
Why engineers dont study whol year & spend nyts B4 xam?
Bcz kinare k sukun se hme inkar to nhi,
mgr tufan me kashti nikalne ka maza kuch aur hi hota hai.
Hey Friends
I'm Switching Off My Cell Due 2 Xams As I Have 2 Work Hard.
Plz Contact Me After
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15 Mins
Tab Tak Mera Bhoot Utar Jayega
KINGFISHER EMPLOYEE:Sir for the past 15 days not a single bottle has been sold !
VIJAY MALYA:Call all the universities and ask them to announce results.
HEIGHT of COOLNES: Finishing the paper, coming out of the exam hall, having a Cold Drink & asking ur friend: "Dude, which paper was it?"
If a Girl Gts 90% Mark Her Response
"Kamina 2 Marks Or De Deta To Uska Kya Jata"
If a Boy Gts 35% Marks He Says
"Check Krne Wala Bhagwan Tha Yaar"
ATTITUDE DURING EXAMS:
They gave me the questions which i don't know,So i wrote answers which they don't know.
Tit for Tat dis is called ATTITUDE.
Jab paper ho out of cntrol. Answer sheet ko karke fold. Answer sheet ko karke ke fold, aeroplane banake bol ,,,,,I WILL,,,,,FAIL,,,! Student kya jane result ka kya hoga,
Ye Soch k Hum ne Exam k Dinon Mai larkey Phansai FARAZ,
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Har Kamyabi k Peeche Aurat ka Haath Hota Hai. :-)