Diary of a baby -
17th jun :- I'm a tissue now
30 Jun :- Mom said to dad, " You're going to be a father"
MOM AND DAD ARE VERY HAPPY :-))
15 June - my food is what my mOM eats
15th Sept :- I Can feel my heartbeat <3
14oct :- I have Little hands, legs head and a stomach.
13Nov :- Today I was in a Ultra scan
WOW ! I m a GIRL <3
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14Nov : I was DEAD!
My mom and dad Killed me.
WHY?
Is it just Because I was a girl?
People love to have a Mother , A Wife, and of course a girlfriend too
Then why not a daughter !!!
:( :'(
Cute answer when a girl asked her Ex.. .
. Girl - do u still love me?? .
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. Boy - pyar ka to pta nahi, lekin mere dost aaj bhi mujhe teri kasam dete
hain..!! :')
Masoom Dhamki:
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... 1 chor chori kar ke ghar se ja raha tha ki bache ki aankhh khul gayi
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bacha bola:
Mera School Bag Bhi Le ja Kamine
Warna
Shor macha doonga :P
A girl may feel comfortable in jeans,
beautiful in sarees,
smart in shorts,
proud in formals,
but someone's oversized jacket makes her feel complete..:-)
The Sweetest Reaction Of A Girl After A Fight
Boy : Why Are You Sending Me Blank Messages..??
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Girl : Because I Am Not Talking To You.. !!
Cute interview question:
Interviewer: U r drivng alone in ur 2 seat car at nght. its raining heavily n suddnly u see 3 ppl waitng 4 bus
1. An old sick lady who is bout to die.
2. old frnd who once savd ur lyf
3. d prfct Prtnr u hve dreamd bout
Vch 1 Wud u pick up?
Boy -
"i would give the car keys to my old friend nd ask him 2 tak the lady 2 the hospital
nd stay behind 2 wait 4 a bus with My Dream Mate.":-)
Nursury k student ne Exam sheet pe SuSu kar dia..
Teacher:Gadhe ye kya kia..
Student ..miss Ap ni hi kaha ta ..Phele jo araha hai woh karo:)
Cute relationship is when s0me0ne gets angry with y0u and says,
"I will never talk t0 y0u"
and later comes back to y0u t0 just inform...
"i aM sTiLL AnGrY"
What a Cute Feeling in Love !
Girl will b thinking about her boyfriend and
suddenly a MSG beeps in her mobile saying -
"Honey stop thinking about me m getting HICCUPS"