Scotland Yard Report:
None Of The Pakistani Crickters Are
Involved In Match Fixing!!
Mazhar Majeed Belongs To Peshawar!!
Us Ne Ek Din Pehle Hi Match Dekh Lia Tha!
Mujhy Match Haarne Ka Dukh Nahi Hai
Afridi,,,,
Dukh Tu Ye Hai K
H For Hussey Or
H For Harbhajan.:-(
Teacher: Shoaib Akhtar Is Male Or Female? Student: Female Teacher: How? Student: Just Now Commentator Told Beautiful Delivery By Shoaib Akhtar
'I'm very nervous about my first game for this team.' says a young cricketer.
'Why?'
'Well, they might all be great players.'
'Don't worry. If they were any good, they wouldn't be playing with you!'
Although it isn't generally known, there was once an industrial
dispute during a test match at the Eden Gardens.
As a result of it, the Indian batsmen became
the first ever union to come out on a non-strike.
Phone Call for Sehwag:
Indian Team Manager : Hello(over Phone)
Wife :Can I talk to Sehwag, this is his wife.
Indian Team Manager:Sorry, he is just going to bat
Wife:No Problem Manager, I will Hold on
The game was drifting off into total boredom,
when a man in the crowd suddenly burst into a round of applause.
The man next to him said 'Why did you do that?'
'Sorry' he replied 'I was trying to keep myself awake!'
Where do Indian batsmen perform there best?
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