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May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions!

I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me.

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.


He who breaks a resolution is a weakling;
He who makes one is a fool.

I resolve to work with neglected children -- my own.

"Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account." ~Oscar Wilde

My new year resolution is,,,stop making resolutions !


I will try to figure out why I 'really' need nine e-mail addresses.

I will not bore my boss by with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some more excuses.

I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard to estimate since I'm not a clock watcher.

I will think of a password other than "password."

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