I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not. - Brendan Behan
I am totally in the hands of the Lord. - Gordon Hinckley
Alcohol removes inhibitions - like that scared little mouse who got drunk and shook his whiskers and shouted: Now bring on that damn cat! - Eleanor Early
Can miles truly separate you from friends....If you want to be with someone you love, aren't you already there? - Richard Bach
Success is never final. Failure is never fatal. It is courage that counts. - Winston Churchill
Friendship makes prosperity more brilliant, and lightens adversity by dividing and sharing it. - Cicero
Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm ... As you grow older you will discover that you have two hands. One for helping yourself, the other for helping others. - Audrey Hepburn
I drink therefore I am. - W.C. Fields
History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark. - Lord John Worfin
Absence diminishes little passions and increases great ones, as wind extinguishes candles and fans a fire. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Because I am a woman, I must make unusual efforts to succeed. If I fail, no one will say, She doesn't have what it takes. They will say, Women don't have what it takes. - Clare Boothe Luce
I like to do my principal research in bars, where people are more likely to tell the truth or, at least, lie less convincingly than they do in briefings and books. - P.J. O'Rourke