Readers are plentiful: thinkers are rare. - Anthony Burgess
If you will call your troubles experiences, and remember that every experience develops some latent force within you, you will grow vigorous and happy, however adverse your circumstances may seem to be. - John Heywood
It is the unbroken testimony of all history that alcoholic liquors have been used by the strongest, wisest, handsomest, and in every way best races of all times. - George Saintsbury
Ah, how good it feels! The hand of an old friend. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu
We do not quit playing because we grow old, we grow old because we quit playing. - Oliver Wendell
My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them. - Winston Churchill
The summit of happiness is reached when a person is ready to be what he is. - Erasmus
To cease smoking is the easiest thing. I ought to know. I've done it a thousand times. - Mark Twain.
To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - to all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson
Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin
And a youth said, Speak to us of Friendship
And he answered saying:
Your friend is your needs answered.
He is your field which you sow with love and reap with thanksgiving.
And he is your board and your fireside.
For you come to him with your hunger, and you seek him for peace. - Kahlil Gibran