All men are born free and equal. If they go and get married, that's their own fault.
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent.
A man is incomplete
until he is married.
After that, he is finished.
I married my wife for her looks. But not the ones she's been giving me lately!
Take your troubles like a man. Blame them on your wife.
It is not uncommon for slight acquaintances to get married,
but a couple really have to know each other to get divorced.
When a husband brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.
You don't know a women till you've met her in court.
"Make love, not war. Hell, do both. Get married."
Marriage is a great institution for those who like institutions.
- Tommy Dewar
Marriage is like a party if you're not invited then you feel left out. But once your in your looking for a way to get out.
"Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering."