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Heaven is just a place where love doesn't end up in marriage


Marriage is nature's way of stopping people from fighting with strangers.


Arrange marriage these days is the agreement between two broken hearts.


If Qubool Qubool Qubool can get people married instantly

And Talaaq Talaaq Talaaq can get them divorced the same way

Then

Marja Marja Marja should also work na... ;) :D

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I typed MARRIED...it was auto corrected to

MARTYRED

I typed SHAADI....it was auto corrected to

SHAHEED

Damn ... these smart phones have gained too much intelligence!


Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
-Tommy Lee


Man is a social animal and a married man is a domesticated animal


Marry someone who expects less and accepts more. Someone who realises that you tried, not someone who reminds you that you promised.

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"To make your Husband feel loved give him the three 'R's: Respect,Reassurance, & Relief !"

“To make your Wife feel loved give her the three 'A's: Attention, Affection, & Appreciation !”


"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
-George W. Bush


Every successful marriage depends on one simple equation :

Wife having BEAUTY SECRETS and husband having SECRET BEAUTIES.


Height of over confidence B-)
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A man marrying his own secretary thinking she will follow his orders as before..!!!:

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