If i swallow magnets will i become attractive? ._.
If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing, the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero.
The problem is girls
develop true feelings too
fast and boys develop
true feelings too slow.
Someone asked me "What is life?"
Me: "That awkward moment between birth and death"
lazy is such an ugly word I prefer the term "selective participation".
The only exercise this month I've done is "running out of money".
Sometimes your best friend understands you better than you understand yourself....
Crush bhi wahan paida hota hai jahan sawal hi paida nahi hota. (-.-)
Amazon : flat 80% off
Flipkart : flat 70% off
Snapdeal : flat 60% off
Myntra : flat 50% off
Bank balance : f*ck off.