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Funny

If i swallow magnets will i become attractive? ._.


Attitude

If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing, the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero.

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Love

The problem is girls
develop true feelings too
fast and boys develop
true feelings too slow.


Life

Someone asked me "What is life?"

Me: "That awkward moment between birth and death"


Funny

lazy is such an ugly word I prefer the term "selective participation".


Funny

The only exercise this month I've done is "running out of money".

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Friendship

Sometimes your best friend understands you better than you understand yourself....


Funny

Crush bhi wahan paida hota hai jahan sawal hi paida nahi hota. (-.-)


Funny

Amazon : flat 80% off
Flipkart : flat 70% off
Snapdeal : flat 60% off
Myntra : flat 50% off
Bank balance : f*ck off.

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