Today is a good day if you're a duck !
Ghar Mein 5 minute kisi kamre ka darwaaza band kar lo, Poore ghar waale wahan khazaana dhundne aa jayenge. xD
Nazre Aaj Bhi Uss Haramkhor Ko Dhoondh Rahi Hain, Jisne Kaha Tha Book Ke Beech Mein Mor Pankh Rakhne Se Vidya Aati Hai. >.<
When someone makes a typo I look at the keyboard to see if the two letters are close to each other, if not then I'll judge you.
When you have a good heart: You help too much. You trust too much. You give too much. You love too much & it always seems you hurt the most.
People with status "Hey there i'm using whatsapp" are not really using whatsapp :D
Life mein itni problem ho gayi hai ki koi din bina problem ke nikal jaye toh ajeeb sa lagta hai.
If people could hear the next five seconds after we hit end on a call ; it is possible we would all have no friends. :D
If i swallow magnets will i become attractive? ._.