Every few nights or so you pop into my dreams,
I just can't get rid of you like you got rid of me.
Is that my ex ? No, that's the biggest mistake of my life.
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's because she changes it more often.
I once cried when I had no Facebook,,,,Then i met someone with no Internet !
Eat eat and eat,,,but don't eat my brain.
Two words guys hate,,, don't and stop,,,unless you put them together.
When I hear somebody sigh, "Life is hard," I am always tempted to ask, "Compared to what?"
in a relationship with iPhone.
"The greatest thing about Facebook, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source." - George Washington
Happiness is like a kiss - it feels best when you give it to someone else.
Loving you was easy, losing you was hard. Loving you is still easy, but knowing you are no longer mine, is the hardest of it all.
I'm not a player,,,,I'm the game.