The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.
"The Supreme Court of US has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin."
"Christmas Day is a day of joy and charity. May God make you very rich in both."
"There has only been one Christmas – the rest are anniversaries."
He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.
"At Christmas play and make good cheer, For Christmas comes but once a year."
"Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their kids pay for it."
A Christmas candle is a lovely thing; It makes no noise at all, But softly gives itself away; While quite unselfish, it grows small."
Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart.
"Christmas is a race to see which gives out first – your money or your feet."
"There is nothing sadder in this world than to awake on Christmas morning and not be a child."
"Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful."