The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson
I've been on a calendar, but never on time. - Marilyn Monroe
I look on that man as happy, who, when there is question of success, looks into his work for a reply. - Ralph Emerson
So fill to me the parting glass. Good night and joy be with you all. - Traditional Irish song
Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes. - Oscar Wilde
I have got the best business idea of 2019,,,I am going to start Facebook/WhatsApp rehab centers throughout country.
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
H. L. Mencken
Stop telling me your no good for me; that your only going to bring me down. The only way you are going to bring me down is if you decide that you don't want me anymore, and break my heart.
I love Facebook. it's the only place where I can talk to a wall and not look like an idiot
If I said I didn't miss you, I'd probably be lying.
But honestly, between us two It's far better than dying.
Knowing a sitution is going to go bad doesnt make it sting any less when it does.