Love is the whole history of a woman's life, it is but an episode in a man's.
My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. ~Albert Einstein
Sexy is when you can confidently wear a tight shirt to the gym yet you don't; not sexy is when you shouldn't wear one yet you do
I will die but my love for you will live on,,,,
I just want somene to care about me, is that too much to ask ?
I married my wife for her looks. But not the ones she's been giving me lately!
Love is the word used to label the sexual excitement of the young, the habituation of the middle-aged, and the mutual dependence of the old.
Trip over love, you can get up. Fall in love and you fall forever.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
You're the only one that can make me laugh when I don't even want to smile.
Everyone is wise until they speaks.
So better you just shut up !