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Patriotic

A politician will do anything to keep his job -- even become a patriot.


Cricket

That ball went so high in the match, it could have got an air hostess down with it.


Funny

Be nice to nerds. Chances are, you will be working for them


Marriage

Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent.

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Valentine-Day

I'm Going To Spend Valentine's Day With My
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Facebook :P :D


Friendship

Distances never separate any relation,
time never builds any relation.
If feelings are true from heart,
then friends are always friends forever.


Valentine-Day

Your looks, your smile, your kiss, your style, everything about you boy, drives me wild


Attitude

I have got more game than a playstation.

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Valentine-Day

Sometimes I just look at you and wonder 'what the hell did I do to deserve you?


Funny

Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?


Valentine-Day

You don't have a " Valentine on Valentines day" ?
Some people don't have a "Mother on Mothers day"
or a "Father on Fathers day" !
- So Shut the Fuck Up ....


Valentine-Day

Be my honey bee,,,Giving me kisses all the time
Be mine, be my Valentine

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