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Friendship

To all my friends,
when I die dont come near my body,
dierctly come to hell,,, we will rock there


Boys

Dear girls ! When a guy adds you on FB it means he wants to be your friend not your husband, that's why it's called a friend request not a marriage Proposal !!! Don't be afraid to accept,,,, A public service message by boys :P


Wise

It's better to say too much, than to never say what you need to say.


Sad

Once you lose someone, it's never exactly the same person who comes back.

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Girls

When a Girl accepts your Friend request it means she accepted your "Friendship" not your "Proposal",

When a Girl sends you a Friend request it means She wants to be your Friend not your Girlfriend,

When She Tag you it means she wants to share her Thoughts with you and not that She's Lost in your Thoughts,

When she comments on your status it meams She's just being Social and not Flirting,

When She Like your comment it means She like your comment not you :P


Boys

HEELO GIRL DO YOU LOVE WATER ?

THAT MEANS YOU LOVE 80 PERCENT OF ME :D


Funny

Work is worship,,, but i m an athies. so Leave it Buddy chillaaxxxxxx


Friendship

Modern definition of best friend - One who has most number of likes & comments on your posts on Facebook. :P

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Boys

When a girl says "no", a smart guy hears it as "try again tomorrow".


Broken-Heart

He said he'd love me forever.
Forever ended quick.


Girls

A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.


Attitude

Two fundamentals of cool life - Walk like you are the king OR walk like you don't care ,who is the king.

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