Hey Girls, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me? :p
Say this fast- ( I M 2 6 C 4 U )
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'Like' if you get it ;-)
A woman should know how to look like a girl, how to act like a lady, how to think like a man.
If your relationship status says, "It's complicated" you should stop kidding yourself and change it to "Single" :)
My BACK is not a VOICEMAIL, so better say it on my FACE.
What does a girls profile pic tells You?
1.If she is very beautiful with 1000's of friends,its fake.
2.Her profile pic has lovely Katrina on it, she is shy , ugly or both.
3.There is a guy in the pic along with her, she is already booked.
4.There are more than one girl in the pic,.... she is most probably the ugliest one.
5.The pic is taken from a side angle of her face.... she is most probably fat.
6.The pic is taken from far away.... Definitely not a fake profile, just try to zoom in with your eye lenses to figure out more of her.
7.The pic is of a baby, cake, heart or any other stupid thing,... Most probably a teen who needs to grow up.
8.A pic with a ugly face.... click the back button as soon as you can before anyone catches you red handed :)
9.A pic with a beautiful face and all profile info hidden,... she is probably the one for you :P... but don't be so excited, she wont accept your friend request.
10.A pic with a guy's face,.... ahem ahem wrong number :P
Telling a female she's sexy is flattering, but calling her beautiful means so much more. :-)
your bestfriends like your facebook status because they know the story behind it.
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like Like if you agree
One day your entire life will flash in front of your eyes. Make sure it is worth watching
Pyar se kah rahe hai like kar lou warna thapper maar ke bhi like karwa saktey hai :D
If You Are In Love Then Practice 'Stitching'
Because..
A Day Will Come When U Have To Stitch Ur Own Heart.
is off to wrap myself up in my quilt and sleep like a marshmallow... Night All