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Funny

If people could hear the next five seconds after we hit end on a call ; it is possible we would all have no friends. :D


Funny

If i swallow magnets will i become attractive? ._.


Attitude

If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing, the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero.


Love

The problem is girls
develop true feelings too
fast and boys develop
true feelings too slow.

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Life

Someone asked me "What is life?"

Me: "That awkward moment between birth and death"


Funny

lazy is such an ugly word I prefer the term "selective participation".


Funny

The only exercise this month I've done is "running out of money".


Friendship

Sometimes your best friend understands you better than you understand yourself....

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Funny

Crush bhi wahan paida hota hai jahan sawal hi paida nahi hota. (-.-)


Funny

Amazon : flat 80% off
Flipkart : flat 70% off
Snapdeal : flat 60% off
Myntra : flat 50% off
Bank balance : f*ck off.


Life

I am in that phase of my life where i don't have energy to
explain myself to anyone. i really can't ponder over who left and who's staying. :')


Music

Sometimes the old songs i hear make my heart glow inside because they remind me of
the good moments that are not happening anymore.

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