Wifi is like love. It's in the air.
When you can't marry the one you love, :'(
marry the one who is rich !! :P
Couples that call each other "babu" and "jaanu" make all single people in the entire universe feel glad they're not dating.
They say we learn from our mistakes; so I m making as many as possible!!!
Soon I will be a genius :D
After getting drunk, Bachelor of Technology turns into Master of Philosophy
Everytime i drink i get awesome :-)
"Single" relationship status doesnt always mean that u r alone...
sometimes it means..
" my family members are in my friendlist" :P
First bench student knows how to answer every problem.
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But the last bench student knows how to face every problem. :P
Sometimes I miss being in a relationship,
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but then I look at my wallet and I feel alright again :P :D
Excuse me! Ye lijiye aapki soch. Mujhe giri hui mili thi. :P
Dear mom and dad,
When I lie to you, it's for your own good. :P
Agar paisa hath ka mail hai to mera bus yahi kahna hai ki mere parents ne mujhe bachpan se hi kafi safai me rakha hai !