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I'm Pretty sure my prayers go directly to God's spam folder...!!


We Live in Generation where..
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"Deleting History is more important than Creating History" :-D


No one has crush on me.
I am too strong to be crushed. ( ._.)


There is always that one person you want to punch for no reason everytime you see them.

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Dear friends : I have finally realised that "only way" to lose weight from green tea is, if you go to the mountain and pick it yourself


Be careful of following the masses - remove the "m" and who exactly are you following?


Some people have relationships and some people have vodka


"It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face.":)

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I am so cool, my selfie is called a kulfi!


What i if told you...
you the read first line wrong...
same with the second.. ;) :p


Bitch is just a term used for girl who refuses dog's proposal.:P


Mostly parents are worried about,
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what their sons download &
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what their daughters upload. ;)

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