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I'm that kind of a person who knows the right path
but still follows the wrong one every time.


Never go at the first call of "Come, dinner is ready"

It is a trap for you to prepare the table.


Kuch logo ki selfie dekh ke lagta hai ki unke phon me front camera ki jagah pistol honi chahiye thi -_-


A Pizza is Just a Paratha That Went Abroad For Higher Education.

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The difference between a girl friend and a girlfriend is SPACE. Literally and otherwise.


Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.


Bathrooms have changed from being a singing studio to a photo studio


Sunday should be renamed as Sone De.

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I think wedding cards should come up with a brief menu of the dishes so that we can decide whether to attend it or not


Those who spell kewl instead of cool, I wonder if they went to skewl. -_-


People see themselves six times more attractive in the mirror than they really are. ;) #Fact


If you can't convince someone...confuse them...!! :D

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