SI unit of ignorance = "seen"
The great thing about a rumour is .... you get to learn so much more about yourself you didn't know.
She thought I was a Rockstar Jab We Met on Highway,
Socha Na Tha she won't love me after knowing reality,
I tell u Love Aajkal is a Tamasha :D
Meeting your friend's bf/gf for the first time is like..
"Hello, I am the Co-Author of all the text messages you receive."
1 Mahine Vodafone use karne ke baad pata chala ki unke Ads me jo kutta dikhate hai wo hum hai..
I don't like people driving fast, that's the reason I overtake them
That half-hearted struggle to stop your relatives from giving you money.
"No no, really no, I won't take it, please no...okay thanks"
Every husband gets a wireless net connection, by default..
It is called ''WifeEye''
Some people have relationships
and some have a peaceful life.
We are the generation which hates morning, bored of afternoon,
tired in the evening
and depresse at night.
People who speak like
"Kya doing?"
Why itna sad?"
"Itna tension don't take"
"I'm TV dekhing"
Why you people no maar jaaing?
If people could read my mind, I'd get punched in the face a lot.