When i offer someone my favourite food, they should understand my feelings and should politely say, ''No'' :P
I like my life simple....
-Ya toh khana do, ya sone do. :P
Relationship status : koi toh hogi Jo mera har status dekhti Hogi ;)
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.
When life gives you lemons, just add vodka.
Relatives : Beta, tum Aastik ho ya Naastik ho??
Me : Main Sarcastic hoon.
My Relationship Status:
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Went from being 'Single' to 'Still Single'. ... ;)
When you tell someone to go to hell and then worry if they've reached there safely, that's true love.
One Of The Best Quote,
Always have a
BACKUP
BEFORE
BREAKUP! :P
Life is too short. Don't waste it reading my status.
Most of the fruits I know now and did not know were existed - Is only because of the shampoo...
When you are on a 1% battery anyone who sends a message, Or calling, Becomes the enemy ..