Selfie banane ko ek second lagta hai, lekin image banane mein saari umar lag jaati hai!!
They say "The longer you wait, the hotter you date"
Maybe I'll date a volcano
That ''Kaun hoon main'' moment when someone says ''Tell me something about yourself.'' ._.
I hate it when people text me ''K''. I'm very rarely in the mood to talk about Potassium. :/
Me: *Send a mail with attachment*
Mail Server : I already have a boyfriend.
I correct autocorrect more than autocorrect corrects me.
HUMAN BRAIN: Forgets what we want to remember & remembers what we want to forget
Companies these days:
We're looking for someone aged 22-26, with 30 years of experience.
Zindagi ne Zindagi Bhar "Dumb" Diye
If had to choose between Pizza and Burger.. I would definitely go for Golgappe.
Love me love me love me your mamma says you love me papa says you love me so love me baby love me" - Arranged marriages!!
If you can't convince them, Confuse them