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The only exercise this month I've done is "running out of money".


Crush bhi wahan paida hota hai jahan sawal hi paida nahi hota. (-.-)


Amazon : flat 80% off
Flipkart : flat 70% off
Snapdeal : flat 60% off
Myntra : flat 50% off
Bank balance : f*ck off.


Agar glass tootne ke baad bhi ghar mein khamoshi ho to samajh jao glass mummy se toota hai. :D

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If your mom doesn't add one more spoon after you say "that's enough" you're adopted.


Later is the best time to do anything


If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror-movie. After a while it wont feel like you are alone anymore.


Mosquitoes are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.

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my phone screen is brighter than my future


I hate it when people text me ''K''. I'm very rarely in the mood to talk about Potassium.


Apni tareef swayam kare....burai karne ke liye bohut haramkhor baithe hai...


Selfie banane ko ek second lagta hai, lekin image banane mein saari umar lag jaati hai!!

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