Mobile Sms, Status Updates and images. Hindi, Marathi, Punjabi and English messages.

Funny Facebook Status Updates


If your mom doesn't add one more spoon after you say "that's enough" you're adopted.


Later is the best time to do anything


If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror-movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.


Mosquitoes are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.

Advertisement

my phone screen is brighter than my future


I hate it when people text me ''K''. I'm very rarely in the mood to talk about Potassium.


Apni tareef swayam kare....burai karne ke liye bohut haramkhor baithe hai...


Selfie banane ko ek second lagta hai, lekin image banane mein saari umar lag jaati hai!!

Advertisement

They say "The longer you wait, the hotter you date"
Maybe I'll date a volcano


That ''Kaun hoon main'' moment when someone says ''Tell me something about yourself.'' ._.


I hate it when people text me ''K''. I'm very rarely in the mood to talk about Potassium. :/


Me: *Send a mail with attachment*
Mail Server : I already have a boyfriend.

Advertisement
FB Page