Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.
All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.
If at first you don't succeed.. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
The road to success??.. Is always under construction.
After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.
Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.
In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.
You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.
If you have paper, you don't have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don't have paper?? If you have both, no one calls.
To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.