I Just got a grip of reality, and is choking it to death.
I woke up on the wrong side of Facebook.
two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left, and two Wrights made an airplane.
Computers: Working daily to make the human brain obsolete.
I finally figured out what mosquitoes are for ,,, they are God's way to make us slap ourselves!
Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life.
I am in a relationship with studies and it's complicated :">
"I wonder when people will learn, The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on Facebook!"
The last person to be fired or quit is responsible for all the errors until another person is fired or quits.
You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.
Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker
56.3% of all statisticsare made on the spot.