I once cried when I had no Facebook,,,,Then i met someone with no Internet !
in a relationship with iPhone.
"The greatest thing about Facebook, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source." - George Washington
Have you ever had a fly land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?
Love's not only blind, it's deaf as well.
two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left, and two Wrights made an airplane.
I Wonder If Money Doesn't Grow On Trees,, Then Why Do Banks Have Branches ?
Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning.
Constipated people just don't give a crap.
i m currently out of my mind but please feel free to leave a message.
My words are like a china phone,,,they have no guarantee!
An apple a day keeps the doctor away but if the doctor is beautiful throw the apple away!