If you have Internet access and a Facebook account, life is not nearly as horrible as it could be. Especially for those who feel Facebook is an appropriate means of expressing the horror.
I love Facebook. it's the only place where I can talk to a wall and not look like an idiot
I m making some changes in my life,,,leave a message and I'll get back to you. if I don't return your message you are one of the changes!
wants to merge MySpace, Facebook, YouTube and Twitter and call it: MY FACE YOU TWIT.
My Facebook wall is broken.
Be nice to the people who smoke. Every cigarette may be their last.
I would rather check my Facebook, than face my checkbook.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
I have got the best business idea of 2019,,,I am going to start mobile rehab centers throughout country.
World Population Rank: 1.China 2.India 3.Facebook 4.USA 5.MySpace 6.Indonesia 7.Brazil 8.Twitter
Time flies when you're throwing your alarm clock across the room!
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's because she changes it more often.