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Missing Gandhi Ji Today
more than ever! :(
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yeah of course in the wallet.... :P

bichara me ... :p


If people could hear the next five seconds after we hit end on a call ; it is possible we would all have no friends.


I once told my parents I wanted a tattoo, Got one the very next minute. A red coloured, chappal shaped tattoo, which lasted a whole week !


DJ : "All the ladies in the house put your hands up in the air"
Feminists : "Don't tell us what to do "

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Ghar Mein 5 minute kisi kamre ka darwaaza band kar lo, Poore ghar waale wahan khazaana dhundne aa jayenge. xD


If people could hear the next five seconds after we hit end on a call ; it is possible we would all have no friends. :D


If i swallow magnets will i become attractive? ._.


lazy is such an ugly word I prefer the term "selective participation".

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The only exercise this month I've done is "running out of money".


Crush bhi wahan paida hota hai jahan sawal hi paida nahi hota. (-.-)


Amazon : flat 80% off
Flipkart : flat 70% off
Snapdeal : flat 60% off
Myntra : flat 50% off
Bank balance : f*ck off.


Agar glass tootne ke baad bhi ghar mein khamoshi ho to samajh jao glass mummy se toota hai. :D

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