Okay,,,,who's single?
I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
According to a new survey,
women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women.
They say that women are too judgmental,
where, of course, men are just grateful.
Why don't people understand me like my iPhone does ??
I m tired of chasing my dreams. I'm just going to ask where they are going and hook up with them later
Hard work never kills you - it just keeps you away from Facebook
Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
I feels like getting some work done,,,
so I m sitting down until the feeling passes.
I Love You is an 8 letter phrase
But then again so is Bull Shit
I woke up on the wrong side of Facebook.
If Google can't find it, you are screwed.
"The most dangerous position in which to sleep is with your feet on your office desk."