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Everyone is wise until they speaks.
So better you just shut up !


Girlfriends are like a box of chocolate you never no what you are going to get.


I think there are three kinds of people in this world. Those who can count, and those who can't,,,,


The more people I meet, the more I realize that common sense really isn't all that common!

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My boss is much more than just a mentor to me - he is my tormentor.


Facing the Book.


Insert coin to view my status message.


Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

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I let the dogs out.


Ambition is a miserable excuse for not having enough sense to avoid work!


Do you know what makes me smile? Facial muscles


,,,,proofreading your status

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