A great many people have a soldier's stomach - everything they eat goes to the front.
I'm thinking about thinking but I don't know what to think about so I think I should just stop thinking before i think to much!
I know the door to your heart belongs to another,
but I think I can slip in through the window.
My Facebook wall is broken.
Money can't buy LOVE but can buy WOMAN to make LOVE
What do girls want?
EVERYTHING!!!
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always!
Be nice to nerds. Chances are, you will be working for them
Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
If I must be taken for a ride, it may as well be in a good car.
My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.