I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the weirdest hairdos
never make the same mistake twice, there are so many new ones ,,, try a different one each day ;)
Sorry.. I'm not Rihanna. I don't love the way you lie.
Many Crushes and Flirts are better than one True Love
Because
Monopoly is always Damaging, and Competition Improves Efficiency!!
Pure Economic Theory of Love
Laziness Is The Mother Of All Bad Habits But Ultimately She Is A Mother And We Should Respect Her.
You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on.
Behind every successful man.. There is a confused woman.
World Population Rank: 1.China 2.India 3.Facebook 4.USA 5.MySpace 6.Indonesia 7.Brazil 8.Twitter
Always remember:
When SHE cancels a date, it is because "SHE HAS TO"
But
When HE cancels a date, it is because..HE HAS TWO
Love is a grave mental disease.
Alcohol is never the answer, unless the question is "What is C2H5OH?".
A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.