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0ne second iz enough to Fall in Gutterr..Owhhh....sooolllllllllyyyyyyy
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I mean Love....:-P :D


You're not an ugly person. You're an exceptionally beautiful monkey.


Some hidden facts:

1) 90% of people in Australia don't drink milk.

2) Snake's vision,, is up to 5 km,,,

3) A man can touch sun if his body is completely surrounded by mercury.

4) No twins have been born up till now in Greenland.

5) Zebra doesn't have a liver.

6) All the above details are false.

7) Thanks for believing for a while.

8)Today is not April 1st.

9)But a fool is a fool on any day :p :p :p :p


When words are not enough to express your Feelings Don't think that you are in Love.
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It means that you need to improve your VOCABULARY :P

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Sometimes the decisions which seem hardest to make, are the ones that will eventually make us happiest ,,,so study folks ;)


Wouldn,t it be nice if the world was flat? That way we could just push off the people we don,t like


You sent friend request , I accepted , We talked , We liked , We dated , We got commited , I loved , You cheated , I deleted :P


fake laughs, fake smiles, fake promises, fake love.
sounds like everything is 'Made In China'.!!

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wishes diet burgers, diet pizzas and diet fries existed!! The world would be a whole lot better :p


I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.


Work is worship,,, but i m an athies. so Leave it Buddy chillaaxxxxxx


I sometimes watch birds and wonder "If I could fly who would I shit on ?"

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