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New style of break up
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Will you be my ex :D


I cant take this long distance relationship anymore... :-(
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Dear Fridge, you are coming to my room... ;-) ;D


Our generation
doesn't ring the doorbell...we
text or call to say we're outside..;)


I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and others I would love to punch in the face. . .:p

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FUNNY TRUTHS:
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Having 1 child makes you a parent but having 2 makes you a refree :)
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Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right and the other is always husband :)
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You can't buy love but you pay heavily for it :)
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Wife and husband always compromise, husband admits that he's wrong and wife too agrees with him :)
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Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to speak :)


Dear Sleep! I Know We Had Problemz When I Was Y0unger! But NOW I Lub you :-D


Sometimes Words Are Not Enough.. :(
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A Punch Is Necessary..:P :D


Dear LOL and Hmmmm,
Thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say. :

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Everytime when I close my eyes
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I can't see. :/
:P :D


If Sunny Leone marries Sunny Deol, she will also become
Sunny Deol :P:D:P :D


To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research :D ;-)


Me Without You!!!
Is like....
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Facebook without friends
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YouTube without videos
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Movie without music N
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Google with no results.... :P
just a status :p dont be happy ... lol

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