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My mom thinks my friends are bad influences. But honestly, I'm usually the one coming up with the ideas. :p


I love cakes and cakes love me back
perfect relation happy ending :)


Scientists say the world is made up of Protons, Neutrons and Electrons...They forgot to mention Morons...


DEAR WEATHER
don't be so Romantic plzz

Your's sincerely
Some 1 Single :p :D :D

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That sad moment when your internet doesn't work and you don't know what to do with your life. :( :P


I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative. :p


Unnecessary attitude always deserve a standing ovation of your tallest finger. . Chill :D


Most people have 5 sense and some people have 6 sense....
but my FRIENDS ARE blessed with an extra 7th senses .. Non-Sense... :P

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A very famous saying.
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Emotions can disturb your life ,If they are without ''E'' :D


Dear Weather You Don't Need To Show off.. I Know You're Hot :|:X


universal truth..
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"Loose Motion never comes in Slow Motion" :D


we live in WTF generation - wikipedia, twitter, facebook

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