From a girls point of view, the guy always chooses the slut. From a guys point of view, the girl always chooses the jerk.
God is in Dabbangg mood...
"Hum tumhari city me aisa climate create karenge k confuse ho jaoge k coldcream lagaye ya Sunscreen lagaye";)
Dear Monday, can you please die or go to hell. :(
Open your book, switch off your mobile & start studying !!
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The above mentioned stunt is done by highly trained professionals so please don't try this at home !! ;-) :D
DEAR sinGles :
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February aane me Zyada tym nhi
hai Mehnat karo dil laga k...!!
warna is bar bhi 14 feb.. FB pe
Like
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Comment kar k guzaarni
Padegi ;))
Lion is one lazy animal which sleeps 18 hrs a day.!!
But still Lion stands as King.!!
If hardwork is the key to success,
then Donkey would have been the king of animals.
Dedicated to all my lazy sleeping friends..
Sleep well.
Be the king of animals... :);):D
we live in world of smart phones and stupid people :P
Twinkle twinkle li'l starrrr
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Singles are the Super-staR
Effects of break up...:P
It just the matter of time
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when "jaan" becomes "jaanwar"
and"cutie"becomes "kutti" :P :P
When people don't laugh at my jokes I just assume that they're not up to my level of comedy.
I try to avoid things that make me fat ...... Like weighing scales , mirrors , photographs ... :P
There should be a limit on the number of frogs you have to kiss before you find your prince. Too many frogs are having fun