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According to my parents, every problem has only one solution, "Just throw away the damn phone" :p


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I always wake up with a new hair
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Shaadi karni ho to apni GF se karo,
Dusro ki GF se toh Gharwale bhi kara dete hai. ;) :P


If "Da Vinci Code" has been written by punjabi author then its name would be "Vinci Da Code"!

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I follow the quote, "Always be true to yourself" because I only lie to others... :P :D


They say milk gives you strength so I drank 5 glasses and still couldn't move a wall, I tried 13 shots of vodka and saw the wall move itself ;-)


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HaPpy now?
i tld yu not to........ :D


Single Bells, Single Bells, Single All The Way..!!

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Oh What Fun It Is To See Couples Fight All The Day..!! ;) x)

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Life taught me lot of Lessons
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But I bunked those Classes too...!! ;)


I'm on seafood diet.
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I see food and I eat it :P


Our generation
doesn't ring the doorbell...we
text or call to say we're outside..;)


Sometimes On The Way To The Dream
U Get Lost And Find A Better One :D :D

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