Stealing other people's statuses on Facebook is called a Facelift.
Facebook is in relationship with youtube..:-P
You know you are addicted to Facebook when you log off Facebook, turn your computer off, go to bed, role over, and log onto your Facebook from your phone one last time for the night.
3 things I have learned from facebook....;)
1. Never trust FB friends. One day they will backstab you.
2. Never be in a relationship from FB. Better be in relationship with 1 you know personally.
3. Don't be excited if you receive friend request from girl, it may be fake id. :P
Just because my status is "Single".. .
doesn't mean I am 'Available'..
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It's just that my family members are in my friends list on Facebook.
Quitting Facebook is the new, adult version of running away from Home. We all know you're doing it for attention and we all know that you'll be back. :p
I hate studying for exams, Is there any fb APPLICATION for that?
Dear Facebook,,
Everytime I add a girl you ask me "Do you know her?"
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Is she your sister..??? :p
Why is FaceboOk such a hit?
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It wOrks on the principle that-
''PeOple are mOre interested in Others life than their Own'' :P
I hates studying for exams, Is there any fb APPLICATION for that?
When I'll Die,I'll Give Permission To Ma Friend For Changing My Status To -
"Is Chilling With God"
When you take an amazing picture you automatically think: "That will be my new profile picture".