Okay future girlfriend, you can stop playing hide and seek now :-)
GEOGRAPHY of WOMEN!!!
Between the ages of 15 - 20 a woman is like Africa.
She is half discovered, half wild.
Between the ages of 20 - 30 a woman is like America.
Fully discovered and scientifically perfect.
Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India & Japan.
Very hot, wise and beautiful !!!!!!!!!
Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France.
She is half destroyed after the war but still desirable.
Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Germany.
She lost the war but not the hope.
Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia.
Very wide, very quiet but nobody goes there.
Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England.
With a glorious past but no future.
After 70, they become Siberia.
Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
I'm the boy your mother warned you about ;-).
If you make a girl laugh,
she likes you,
but if you make her cry,
she loves you..... !! :P
A boy knows how to get what he wants. A man knows how to keep what he gets. :-)
What is a Minimum Area with a Maximum Decoration?
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A Girl's Face :D :D
Every Boy's Wish - I'm not a Prince,
But my Life Partner should be a Princess.. ..!!
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Real Man wish - My Life Partner may not be a Princess,
but I promise I'll treat her like a Princess.. .
Dear Ladies:
If after one date you tell me, "OMG, you're exactly like me!" That kinda scares me off. I know what I'm like,,
Sincerely Boys,,, :D :D
When I See A Cute Girl,
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I Take Two Seconds To Plan Our Future Together ;)
Dear Mom,
My room is Not Dirty !!
I just have everything on display :-D B-)
Sincerely,
It's like having my own Museum. ;-)
Dedicated To all Over attitude Girls:-
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Sweety! Dont be proud if every boy wants you
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Always Remember
Cheap Items have too many Buyers!!:p:D
I Don't Care mucH AbouT 11.11.11 or 12.12.12 ,
as Nothing Can Beat 36:24:36 !! ;)