one of ma frndZ broke up today
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sad :( :(
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BUT SHEZ SINGLE AGAIN
YEPPIEEEEEEEEEEEE...:);)
-------DEEWAR the FB WALL ----
"frendz tum ye status lyk karoge ya nahi?????"
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"hum lyk karenge par akele nahi , sabse phle nahi
jao pahle us frend ka lyk lao jisne aaj tak lyk nai kiya
jao pahle us frend ka lyk lao jisne kabhi status update nahi kiya
jao pahle us frend ka lyk lao jisne tumhari wall pe ye likh diya ye ki ..'tumhare frendz status chor hai' aur tab frend tum jise kahoge hum lyk kar denge..."
Ladki Sath Ho To Restaurant Ka Bill
Ladki Door Ho To Mobile Ka Bill
Aur
Ladki Hamesha Ke Liye Hi Dour Ho Jaye To
Daru Ka Bill
Isliye Na Lagao Dil, Na Aayega Bill
Facebook wants to know "whats on my mind"??
"Twitter" wants to know "what I am doing"??
"Foursquare" wants to know "where I am"??
Damn
The INTERNET has turned into a crazy girlfriend :P
GIRLS status on fb - : (
Comments :
1 .Haww! Kya hua?
2 .Hey,evryt hing ok ? Shud i call ?
3 .Hey,dnt b sad . Tell me wat hppned ?
4 .Evrythng s gonna be ok baby, chill.
BOYS status on fb - :(
Comments :
1 .Rota hi rahio zindagi bhar kutte
2 .Kya hua kamine
3 .Haramkhor Dukhi aatma.
4 .Zindagi barbaad hai teri saale . :D
BOYS ROXXXXXX !!! No formality :D :D
4 out of every 5 girls' statuses (every now n then) is something like this:-
" awwww!!! today had loaadsss of fun with nisha,isha, misha & gusha
stay at dundu's house wass awesumm.,thnk u shoo muchh dundu :)))
u r shoo shweet !!
cant frget u guyyysss :D :D
tuttuu ,,,,will missh u shoo muchh :(( :(( hugss.(other blah blahs) !!,,,,mwahh mwaahhhhh "
which is followed by 35 likes and 142 comments!!:P
(God knows for what)
of course a girls smile is more cheerful than boys smile, but a single tear in boys eye is much more painful than girls cry
Dear girls ! When a guy adds you on FB it means he wants to be your friend not your husband, that's why it's called a friend request not a marriage Proposal !!! Don't be afraid to accept,,,, A public service message by boys :P
HEELO GIRL DO YOU LOVE WATER ?
THAT MEANS YOU LOVE 80 PERCENT OF ME :D
When a girl says "no", a smart guy hears it as "try again tomorrow".
WAYS TO IMPRESS A GIRL
Respect her
Protect her
Care her
Obey her
Sacrifice for her
HOW TO IMPRESS A BOY?
Just Smile
Gameover!
Best way to propose a girl.
Take her to sea, Say her to sit in a boat. Then take the boat in the middle of sea.
Then say Marry Me or Leave My Boat.