Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs while every guy wants all the girls to meet his one need.
i m back. by popular demand!
When I'm bored, nobody texts me, but when I'm busy, my phone blows up.
Don't quack like a duck.. soar like an eagle.
Eat eat and eat,,,but don't eat my brain.
Two words guys hate,,, don't and stop,,,unless you put them together.
I'm not a player,,,,I'm the game.
Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off
Nothing is quite so annoying as to have someone go right on talking when you're interrupting!
I'm not evil! I'm just misunderstood.
I m such a thrill seeker, when I see a "Caution, Wet Floor" ,,,sign, I walk faster.
I wanted to kill the sexiest person alive,,,,But suicide's a crime