Santa Banta se: Bhai ye khushiyan kya hoti hain?
Banta: Pata nahi bhai, meri to kam umar me hi shadi ho gayi thi.!!
santaji, Agar aap ki wife ko Jinn chimmat jayein...
To aap kya karo ge...?
santaji:Mein ne kya karna hai...
Ghalti Jinn ki hai, Khud Bhugtey....
Santa Banta se:
America main Hollywood hai.
India mai Bollywood hai.
England mai kya hai ?
Banta:
England mai Collingwood hai.. :-)
Shaadi mein khana khula...
Santa ko plate nahi mili..
Santa apni jholi mein khana dalne laga..
Logon ne poocha Ye Kya..
Santa: Daagh To Chala Jaye Ga...
Ye Waqt Phir Nahi Aaye Ga...
Banta: yaar santa e baat bata …
Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho..?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha,
mujhe is baat ka dar lagta hai
jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai…..
Santa Se Puchha Ki-
"Tum Next Janam Me Kya Banna Pasand Karoge?"
Santa-"Cockroach"
Why?
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kyuki... Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai...
Teacher to santa: where were you born?
Santa: Thiruvananthapuram
Teacher: can u spell it?
Santa (after thinking for some time): I think I was born in GOA.
Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****.
Santa: U r wrong. It's 1394.
Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor.