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Ye kese mumkin hai tujhe bhool jaon sanum
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tere naam pe he tu maine facebook ka password rakha hai :-P :-D


Jab "LADKI" Facebook pe tmse baat na kare to usse kaise baat karoge" ?
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Socho yaar ?
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Are yaar bhut simple hai....

Uske WALL pe likh do mere inbox me "I lOve U" kyu bheja....:-D


Height of FaceB0ok Update!

"Suhaag raat hai, Ghunghat utha raha hun main" :D

1 minute ago via iphone
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25 likes. 1 comment: Plz Keep updating :P

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FACEBOOK STORY:

Add as friend
- Approve

-> Write something on wall

-Intro
- Everyday chatting
- Ask number phone
- Texting
- Calling
- Meet
- Express love
- Couple
- Make relationship status
- Hangout
- Misunderstanding
- Fight
- Break up
- Unfriend
- Block :( :/

THE END


Year 2046
Son: "Dad, how did you meet mom?"
Me: "Aah my son... it all started with a friend request on Facebook."


Height of Insult on FB

Boy : " Why U LIKE aLL my Comments, Posts & Photos?"
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Girl : " BeCoz, I wanna See UnLike On Them aLL..!!! " :-P :D

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Facebook keeps suggesting me 'Friends you may know' ...
But when I try adding them , It asks again 'Do you know them' ??
Ajeeb ....

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Baddtameezi hai yaar =P


TEACHER: Which Book has helped U Most in ur Life?
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STUDENT: My Father's Cheque Book :-P
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Har jagah tay FACEBOOK nai chalta!! :-D :-P


most common chat on facebook

boy:hey (aftr few secnd boy thinks kamini reply to degi hi nhi)

girl:hey hi (aa gaya kamina)

boy:hows u? (chudail ko kya hoga bhala)

girl:m fine (puch to aise rha he jese hospital me admid hu)

boy:bf hai? (kamini sb ko add krti he kitno ko fasa k rkhi hogi)

Gal: kyu btau? (kamina shuru ho gya line marne)...!!!

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