Definition of a happy couple:
He Does what She wants
And
She does what She wants... =P ;->
Some relations never demand presence. It's the confidence in relation which makes u belive that whenevr u need the. person will always be with u.
Life can be happier & stressless if we remember one simple thought:
"We can't have all that we desire, but God will give us all that we deserve"
God will not give you a burden you can't handle.
So, if you find yourself in a mess that's impossible to resolve,
Take it as a compliment;
God thinks you can do it!
40 marks ki kimat tum kya jaano topper babu...
1 teacher ka aashirwad hota hai 40 marks...
1 failure ke sar ka taaj hota hai 40 marks...
Har engineer ka khwab hota hai 40 marks...!!! :D:P
Ek bar pappu bank me gaya
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Kamino mere ko A/C kholna hai.. :p
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Lady:- Tameez se baat kijiye,
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Pappu : Tameez ki maa ki ankh. :O
Account kon kholega wo bata,
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Lady manager ko complaint karne
gayi.
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Manager:- kyu batameezi kar rahe ho, :@
Pappu: Batameezi ki maa ki ankh,
Boss D.K., meri 100 crore ki lotery lagi hai,
battao account kaun kholega, :D
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Manager: arrey sir aap bhi kaha is
chudel se baat kar rahe ho,
Mai yaha kya aisi tesi krwane
betha hun, plzz comesir .. PLzz :P =D :D :D
Paisa bolta hai boss :D
Teacher: Gaali kya hai?
Student: Krodh ke smay mukh se nikle ashudh shabdon ka samuh
Jinke uchcharan ke paschat Vyakti ke hriday Ko ShantiKa anubhv hota hai.
Puchha Jo Usne, Akhir Chahate Kya Ho Tum....??
Mai Bohut Der Tak Sirf Use Hi Dekhta Raha....!!!