If you made your girl say sorry, you did not win a fight you won a girl who really loves you.
When I Cross A One Way Road, I Still Look Both Sides...
Just In Case There Are Any Women Driving... ;) :D
Urgent girlfriend needed.. .
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. Qualification - must be the only
daughter of a petrol pump
owner..!! ;) :P :D
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If you haven't Found your Smart Prince yet,
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It means
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You're not a princess..! =P :D =D
Help a girl in trouble & she will remember u
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Only when she will be in trouble again. ... :P:P:P
I hate people who flirt on fb..
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Girls, if u agree, inbox me ur number so that we can discuss it further! :D
My girlfriend is like my iPhone.
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I don't have an iPhone. ;)
when you can't change the girl..
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Change the girl? :P
A new element added to PERIODIC TABLE :
Name: Girl
Symbol: Gl
Atomic weight: Don't even dare to ask.
Physical properties:
1. Boils at any time,
2. Melts when handled with love and care,
3. very bitter when mishandled.
Chemical properties:
1. Very reactive,
2. Highly unstable,
3. Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum, diamond, branded clothes and other expensive items.
Nature:
1. Money reducing agent.
2. Volatile when left alone.
Occurrence:
Mostly found in front of the mirrors.
;-) :D
Never Judge The Beauty Of A Girl By Her Profile Picture.. Judge It By The Photos She Is Tagged In..!! ;-)
Great Words by a BOY:
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"Nothing in this world is more
expensive than having a girlfriend who is totally free on weekend....!" :O :P
Of course a gals smile is more cheerful than boyz smile, bt a single tear in boyz eye is much more painful than gals cry