Mobile Sms, Status Updates and images. Hindi, Marathi, Punjabi and English messages.

Status Updates for WhatsApp & Facebook


Wise Status

No matter how hard things get, just keep smiling. It confuses people!


Love Status

I love it when i see old people together because it makes me believe that true love exist :-)


Funny Status

I think wedding cards should come up with a brief menu of the dishes so that we can decide whether to attend it or not

Facebook Status updates have now become a daily routine to express ourselves and to keep in touch with friends, these Facebook status are also used on WhatsApp for updates as well as for Messages to friends. We have all kind of Statuses, top categories include Attitude Status, Funny Status, Love and broken heart, and of course friendship status etc.

Sms and Messages for Mobile messaging


Jokes Sms

Joke Of The Day : Missing Wife


Man: I lost my wife.

Inspector: What is her height?
Man: I never noticed.

Inspector: Slim or healthy?
Man: Not slim, can be healthy

Inspector: Colour of the eyes?
Man: Never noticed

Inspector: Colour of hair?
Man: Changes according to season.

Inspector: What was she wearing?
Man: Saree/suit. I don't remember exactly.

Inspector: Was somebody with her???
Man: Yes, my Labrador dog, Romeo, tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, brown eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non-veg. food, we eat together, we jog together... And the man started crying....

Inspector: Let's search for the dog first!!!


Morning Sms

Khuda kare har raat chand banke aaye,
Har din nayi shan banke aaye,
Kabhi dur na ho aapke chahre se hansi,
Naya din aisa mehman banke aaye..
Good Morning


Relationship Sms

Its very easy to say 'BUSY' when someone needs u!!
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But its very painful to hear 'BUSY' when u need
some1...
Alway's care for relations..!!

SMS or Messages are a short and sweet way to communicate with our friends and family. These Messages convey more then their content, because they express the desire to keep in touch. SMS show that we are thinking about that person and he/she has a place in our heart and life. Messages create a kind bounding in relationships.

Marathi Sms and Marathi Messages

Marathi Status and messages to put your thoughts and feelings in your mother tongue. It is outdated to update your status in English only, now is the time to be proud of being a Marathi Manus and use Marathi language on Facebook, WhatsApp, twitter and Google+. We have specially added Aai (a Marathi word for Mother) and Kavita (Poem) as SMS category.

ASCII Text Art

ASCII text arts are very unique and simple yet very creative way of expression. One can make different kind of beautiful designs with ASCII characters. These text arts can be small, large, simple or complex. ASCII sketches can be used in every medium because they just use ASCII char code. Animals, Flowers, designs, words can be created by ASCII text.